Thursday, March 8, 2012

My Elaborate Purim Costume, 2012 Edition

Step 1: Get a black sweatshirt.


Step 2: Order some Batman symbol decals on eBay (for $1 a piece).


Step 3: ?????


Step 4: I AM THE BAT.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Why I'm Glad I'm Losing My Hair

This Made Sense Last Night

Today, not so much.


Booze nights are the best thing ever.

Thursday, March 1, 2012

The Truth Can Also Be Neat


Note: I could easily make one about a vagina (I've done something similar with an asshole a while back), but I just don't feel very comfortable drawing a body part I haven't had any physical contact with in over three decades. If memory serves me correctly, those things are huge, raw and dripping with dark blood and thick mucus. Yeah. That sounds about right. So they really aren't something I would like to commit to paper. Sorry ladies, better luck next time.

See also:

The Truth Hurts, Even When There's Two of You


See also:

The Truth Hurts


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