For decades now it has been a time-honored tradition at the Coleslaw household that every Yom Kippur I try my hardest to find the time to masturbate at least once, preferably while thinking about the most Aryan looking shiksa I can come up with, in celebration of the holiest day of the Jewish year. Let's see how things go this time. Wish me luck!
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Man, that ezrat nashim looks HOT! |
Update: Yup. Mission accomplished.
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And this year's winner is the gorgeous Christina Cole of Hex fame! |
Bonus love haiku:
Dear Christina Cole
I would like to enter you
And ejaculate.
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