I Love High School Slayers

I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

It's fine, she's a Republican and a female, so she probably hates her body anyway.

Why I'm Glad I'm Losing My Hair

Frequently Asked Questions

Here are three handy flowcharts that simplify the thought processes required when dealing with three very important questions I find myself asking at least once a day. They're pretty useful, especially if you're me!

Good times, good times

Flowchart of a typical online chat, dated 1995-2005:

Notes:

1. The reason why this period of my life ended around the year 2005 is purely technical, and has absolutely nothing to do with personal growth.

2. Making flowcharts on the computer is fucking boring.

3. I guess I've been spending way too much time on Memebase lately, but if Cyanide and Happiness can use the me gusta guy, then I can use forever alone guy.


Bonus haiku:

Redheaded cam girl,
Your vagina is gorgeous
Don't ever hide it

Mmm pie

(Created using the GraphJam LOL builder)