Allergic to Coleslaw: cats

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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Tumtum by Gil Yefman

I took these photos today at the About Stupidity exhibition at the Petach Tikva Museum of Art.

This thing is basically amazing.

Also, it farts.

Every art museum needs an awesome piece of art that also farts.

Otherwise, what do we even have art museums for?

Bonus: two artsy black and white photos. It's the graininess that makes it art!

This black kitty was sleeping peacefully just outside the museum. I woke it up because I'm a dick.

I thought I had crushed my camera to death on the bus, so once I got off it I had to see if it still worked. This is the result.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Vacation Photos, Part I: OMGZ KITTEHS!!!!11

This week I have had the great pleasure of petting each and every one of these awesome cats at the Dolphin Reef in Eilat. Some of them didn't even try to scratch me!

Bonus photo: a wet dog!

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Grainy B&W Photos of Something I Found in the Street Today

Monday, August 27, 2012

...and I actually produce a human offspring, I would start a blog where I would post nothing but photos, videos and audio recordings of all the pee, poop, vomit, flatulence, crying, screaming, sleep deprivation, fighting, anxiety, disappointment, perineal tearing and erectile dysfunction that the child would produce, including all the verbal, emotional and physical abuse that having said child would unavoidably bring on between me and the unfortunate mother. And I would name that blog: We Should've Just Gotten a Cat.

Luckily, there isn't a single human female on the entire planet who is dumb enough to ever want my thingy inside her thingy. Thank gawd for tiny, itsy bitsy miracles.

In other news: this has been Allergic to Coleslaw's 400th post. Thanks for reading and all, but it still doesn't mean that I like you or anything. Now here's a very special bonus haiku:

Four hundred blog posts
And not a single reader
Without a boner.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Wanted, Cat or Alive

(but preferably both.)

The Culprit:

The Crime:

The suspect is considered to be armed and dangerous. I mean, she's dangerous and has arms. Well, they're not really arms, they're more like kitty paws, but they're still pretty dangerous. If seen rolling over her back, DO NOT attempt to rub her tummy. I repeat: under any circumstance, DO NOT attempt to rub her tummy. Make no mistake, if you decide to do so, you WILL get scratched. Simply alert the authorities and run for your dear life. And may gawd have mercy on our souls.