Slimy vaginas. Slimy vaginas everywhere.
Bonus photo: a scary cyborg triceratops!
Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vacation. Show all posts
Thursday, February 21, 2013
Vacation Photos, Part I: OMGZ KITTEHS!!!!11
This week I have had the great pleasure of petting each and every one of these awesome cats at the Dolphin Reef in Eilat. Some of them didn't even try to scratch me!
Bonus photo: a wet dog!
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Photos from the General Schwarzwald Area, Part II
Here's what I've been listening to on our tour bus for seven straight days:
"It's too hot in here!"
"It's too cold in here!"
"I'm hungry!"
"I need to go to the bathroom!"
"I'm gonna pee my pants!"
"There are too many cathedrals in Germany!"
"I'm sick of cathedrals!"
"I didn't come here to see cathedrals!"
"The roads in Germany are too damn long!"
"The Black Forest is just a bunch of trees!"
"I'm not in the mood to see trees right now!"
This would have made some sense if it were a family tour with lots of small children. In reality, most of the people on the bus were in their 60s and 70s. How fun. Anyway, here are some more photos, featuring a statue of a creepy priest feeling up a baby, a car that's been in The Lost World: Jurassic Park and the rash I got from some mean plant while trying to pet a cow (which later turned out to be a boy-cow).
"It's too hot in here!"
"It's too cold in here!"
"I'm hungry!"
"I need to go to the bathroom!"
"I'm gonna pee my pants!"
"There are too many cathedrals in Germany!"
"I'm sick of cathedrals!"
"I didn't come here to see cathedrals!"
"The roads in Germany are too damn long!"
"The Black Forest is just a bunch of trees!"
"I'm not in the mood to see trees right now!"
This would have made some sense if it were a family tour with lots of small children. In reality, most of the people on the bus were in their 60s and 70s. How fun. Anyway, here are some more photos, featuring a statue of a creepy priest feeling up a baby, a car that's been in The Lost World: Jurassic Park and the rash I got from some mean plant while trying to pet a cow (which later turned out to be a boy-cow).
Photos from the General Schwarzwald Area, Part I
So, last week I got back to the Middle East, and yeah, my time in Germany was sort of amazing, but as usual, there was one thing that totally blew me away: German chicks. Oh my god, German chicks. Oh. My. God. German chicks. Seriously. German chicks. I cannot stress this enough. German chicks, oh my god. Now here's a bunch of poorly taken and utterly boobless photos, featuring a dead insect, vegan sausages and an adorable puppy!
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