Foolproof Pick-up Line #27

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Foolproof Pick-up Line #24

This is a really efficient one, but it only works of you're of ethnic descent. In case you're not sure what that means, Webster's Dictionary defines 'ethnic' as anyone who isn't pure Caucasian.

Foolproof Pick-up Line #23

I have always been fascinated by the act of performing cunnilingus on a prostitute. Especially if she looks like the lovely Judy Greer!

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

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Foolproof Pick-up Line #20

For the 20th edition of Foolproof Pick-up Lines, here is a special treat for all you ladies out there: a foolproof pick-up line for gals only!

Foolproof Pick-up Line #19

How to Pick Up Women Like a True Coleslaw

In this very special edition of Foolproof Pick-up Lines you'll learn the basic rules to successfully picking up women. Featuring a very special guest appearance by the beautiful and talented Zooey Deschanel as The Chick!


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Foolproof Pick-up Line #15

You chuckled uncomfortably at the comic strip, now get the limited edition dildo!

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Foolproof Pick-up Line #11

This one came to me in a dream one late morning. Enjoy!

Foolproof Pick-up Line #10

Thanks Infestation! Thank you Silence of the Lambs! And thank you every female who ever found me too creepy to be around!

Foolproof Pick-up Line #9