Allergic to Coleslaw: penises

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Monday, October 22, 2012

Monday, April 2, 2012

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Note: I could easily make one about a vagina (I've done something similar with an asshole a while back), but I just don't feel very comfortable drawing a body part I haven't had any physical contact with in over three decades. If memory serves me correctly, those things are huge, raw and dripping with dark blood and thick mucus. Yeah. That sounds about right. So they really aren't something I would like to commit to paper. Sorry ladies, better luck next time.

The Truth Hurts, Even When There's Two of You

The Truth Hurts

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Scarred - for Her Pleasure!

Tired of all your boring old dildos, the smooth ones, the ribbed ones, even the big veiny ones? Well, you should be, because those dildos are for fucking pussies! Introducing the Benny 4700: cast from the semi-erect, pathetic little member of a pathetic little manchild who has been abusing himself on a daily basis for over twenty years without using any form of lubrication, this painfully average sized dildo guarantees an unusually bumpy and thoroughly satisfying autoerotic experience for both women and men of all ages. Now available for a limited time only in cornflower blue, lime green and realistic blood red, only at the sleaziest of sex shops in the Tel-Aviv metropolitan area!

(Inspired by foolproof pick-up line #15)

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Let go of my poor little Pinny!

A while ago I've realized that one of the most popular things on my blog is a three part series of comic strips I drew over a year ago, titled Pinny, the Uncircumcised Penis. This is probably just due to the fact that whenever you search Google for pictures of uncircumcised penises you're going to get one of my crudely drawn renditions of an uncut member after a couple of scrolls, and yet, I can't help but get this funny feeling in my tummy: