I love you both with a deep, everlasting passion, I love you more than life itself, I love you like I love the hummus at Aba Gil (especially you, Ms. Brie), and so I would like to make this official, sincere apology for what I have done here, but as soon as I saw that GQ Women of Community photo shoot I knew that I would never be able to stop myself.
I'm so sorry.
Humbly yours,
Ben.
Before
The original photo:
A Closer Look
Alison Brie's chest:
Gillian Jacobs' chest:
Ms. Brie's somewhat hairy forearm (she is half-Jewish after all):
After
All nice and shopped (click for a better view of the smooth, unblemished goodness):
P.S.
I have a problem, I know I do, and I promise to get help just as soon as I find a new psychologist who isn't too expensive and doesn't make me want to punch them in the mouth.
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