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I took these photos today at the About Stupidity exhibition at the Petach Tikva Museum of Art.

This thing is basically amazing.

Also, it farts.

Every art museum needs an awesome piece of art that also farts.

Otherwise, what do we even have art museums for?

Bonus: two artsy black and white photos. It's the graininess that makes it art!

This black kitty was sleeping peacefully just outside the museum. I woke it up because I'm a dick.

I thought I had crushed my camera to death on the bus, so once I got off it I had to see if it still worked. This is the result.

Vacation Photos, Part II: Hotel Room Art That Looks Like Excited Lady Parts

Slimy vaginas. Slimy vaginas everywhere.

Bonus photo: a scary cyborg triceratops!

Vacation Photos, Part I: OMGZ KITTEHS!!!!11

This week I have had the great pleasure of petting each and every one of these awesome cats at the Dolphin Reef in Eilat. Some of them didn't even try to scratch me!

Bonus photo: a wet dog!

Grainy B&W Photos of Something I Found in the Street Today

A Wool Hat on Things

Wool hats are cool. Here is what my new wool hat, knitted by the person who once gave birth to me, looks like on various inanimate objects.

A glow-in-the-dark skull from the London Dungeon wearing a cool wool hat.

A dragon skull from Hamburg wearing a cool wool hat.

A wooden bear I found in the street wearing a cool wool hat.

A Halloween pumpkin from Italy wearing a cool wool hat.

A fire-breathing dragon from Worms, Germany wearing a cool wool hat.

A skull from Berlin wearing a cool wool hat.

A carnival mask from Venice wearing a cool wool hat.

Merry Jewish Christmas 2012

BANG!

Can't tell if trolling or an actual fan of Bibi.

Shot yesterday in Jerusalem.

Yes, during the Shabbat. Take that, random dick!

Kindergarten Sign Fail

Creepy babies are creepy.

From Halloween Prop to Sex Toy in 60 Seconds

A little tape and a lot of lube make all the difference. Happy Halloween everybody!

I didn't take a picture of the final result, because that would've been way too creepy. Also, I'm too lazy and not horny enough to actually make it.

Awesome Junkyard Monsters!

This fantastic creation is the brainchild of artist Peter Poddubni (I hope that's the right spelling). Made of nothing but discarded old pieces of machinery, it was displayed last week at the Creation Cycle exhibition at the Yaffo port, and I WANT IT ALL FOR MYSELF.

(Photos courtesy of my Mom and her phone, since I didn't have my camera with me.)

Wanted, Cat or Alive

(but preferably both.)

The Culprit:

The Crime:

The suspect is considered to be armed and dangerous. I mean, she's dangerous and has arms. Well, they're not really arms, they're more like kitty paws, but they're still pretty dangerous. If seen rolling over her back, DO NOT attempt to rub her tummy. I repeat: under any circumstance, DO NOT attempt to rub her tummy. Make no mistake, if you decide to do so, you WILL get scratched. Simply alert the authorities and run for your dear life. And may gawd have mercy on our souls.

I'm Such a Huge Fan!

Rabin Square, Tel-Aviv.