Ars Poetica

Creeps live in vans,

And bimbos chew gum,

Fiction is clever,

But poetry's dumb.

Kitties like goldfish,

And hunters like ducks,

Fiction kicks asses,

But poetry sucks.

A man is an island,

A woman's a trap,

Fiction is goodness,

But Poetry's crap.

People are boring,

They're always the same,

Fiction is awesome,

But poetry's lame.

Madonna's a cow,

While Kylie's a minx,

Fiction smells yummy,

But poetry stinks.

Up until recently I was convinced that ars poetica had something to do with this