Note: if you own the rights to a specific piece, please contact me at once so that I may mail you the corresponding batch of splooge extracted under its influence, or an equivalent amount of said splooge. Especially if your name starts with an X.
Update: yes, that's really her in the comments, and yes, she really did say my splooge is her bread. This planet is getting pretty darn weird and I don't think I like it anymore.
I found the artist page:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/dorfmanxania?fref=ts
Thank you kind stranger for your incredible Facebook search skills. Now if you could just make her like fat, balding dorks, that'd be super.
DeleteHi Ben! Guess who? My name starts with an X. I'm so happy that my "Happy" painting made you a little happier (if only for a few seconds)Please continue supporting young artists...Your "splooge" is our bread (:
ReplyDeleteHoly. Fucking. Crap.
DeleteJust kill me now.
Please.
Why? you seem to be a vital member of humanity, plus you took a great photo... any chance to get it by email?
ReplyDeleteWell, that seems like an odd request coming from the artist herself, but sure, I'd be happy to send it to you just as soon as you confirm your identity by contacting me at bencoleslaw@gmail. I already know your email address from the exhibition catalog (which, for some reason, has the wrong vagina).
DeleteThis made my entire year. :) Yea for art!
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