Sunday, August 26, 2012

Wanted, Cat or Alive

(but preferably both.)

The Culprit:

The Crime:

The suspect is considered to be armed and dangerous. I mean, she's dangerous and has arms. Well, they're not really arms, they're more like kitty paws, but they're still pretty dangerous. If seen rolling over her back, DO NOT attempt to rub her tummy. I repeat: under any circumstance, DO NOT attempt to rub her tummy. Make no mistake, if you decide to do so, you WILL get scratched. Simply alert the authorities and run for your dear life. And may gawd have mercy on our souls.

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