Saturday, November 20, 2010

Love haikus!

Your boobs are awesome
They look like two lumps of fat
May I touch them, please?

You're my favorite place
To put my penis into
Way more than my hand

If you'd ask me to
I'd have sex with other dudes
Just not in the butt

You are breathtaking
Much like a rose in full bloom
Or a child's anus

Your mouth tastes like pears
I'd like to explore its depths
With my love sausage

Gross looking vegan sausages

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