Saturday, December 4, 2010

Boozy haikus!

Some afterthoughts on a family event I have attended earlier this week, in haiku form:

I really like beer
Because it makes me happy
And it tastes like beer

Most red wines are gross
They taste nothing like fresh grapes
What is up with that?

Scotch is a man's drink
But if you're a fat loser
Then it's okay too

I've recently learned
That Cava is just white wine
With bubbles in it

Masturbating drunk
Is a dangerous habit
When you don't use lube

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