Dating advice

The best dating advice I've ever got from anyone was from this guy I went to high school with who wanted to use my dad's place to get laid, and it went a little something like this:

"The fastest way to win a girl's heart on the first date is simply to shower her with sperm as soon as physically possible. And if you can't get it up, urine works almost just as well."

Pretty inspiring stuff. Now here is another crudely drawn gif animation!