Gawd hates gags

Yesterday I watched America's Most Hated Family In Crisis, Louis Theroux's follow-up film to his 2007 documentary about the Westboro Baptist Church. It was pretty creepy to watch, just like the first one, but it did have one piece of really good news: one of the members of the church said that if and when they'll be driven out of the United States, their plan is to move to Jerusalem! Well, my love for comically sexually repressed women is no secret, and so, should this actually happen and the Westboro Baptist Church actually relocates to the Holy Land, I hereby make a public solemn vow to take a bus to wherever they'll be picketing at and proudly hold the following sign up in front of the flock's more attractive specimens:

Hopefully by then some of the girls shown in the film would become a little more, well, legal.