Frights, camera, action!

Last week I saw this picture in the paper of the new Channel 10 News anchorwoman, who in addition to being a classy young lady, is also a smoking hot piece of ass:

Aside from an unfortunately orange face, it's a pretty nice picture, right? Well, take a closer look and guess again:

Could someone please explain to me why so many attractive young women these days have hands that look like two bags of snakes? It is completely beyond me. It's so sad to think that every time this chick's husband (who is also a pretty cool journalist) gets a handjob, he feels like he's married to the Crypt Keeper.