If you're not completely sure if you're in a movie or in real life at any given time, a good way to tell the difference is to observe bullet injuries. Here's how:
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| The before part. Everything's cool, except that you still don't know if you're in a movie or not. |
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| Uh-oh. |
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| If the edges of the bullet wound are raised, and the actual wound doesn't seem to penetrate the victim's skin, you're probably living in a movie. Hooray! Enjoy eating as much cake as you'd like without gaining any weight and making out with strippers and hookers who look like supermodels! |
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| If the bullet wound goes deep into the victim's flesh, I'm afraid I've got some bad news for you: this is real life. Sucks to be you. |
And if you can't find any gunshot victims, just look for
a thing in a mask!
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