Wednesday, January 11, 2012

10 Minutes into the Future: How a Dork Gets the Girl

Step 1: Construct a device that hijacks audio from nearby portable music players (or phones, or whatever people listen to music on these days).

Step 2: Go to a place where women sit by themselves and listen to music on earphones (public transportation should work just fine).

Step 3: Find a nice looking woman wearing earphones and sit down in front of her, wearing your earphones, which are plugged into the audio hijacking device.

Step 4:

Step 5: Success!

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