Saturday, October 30, 2010

A self love poem

If masturbation causes blindness,
Does that mean that sticking things up your butt
Can damage your hindsight?
Damn, I should have seen this one coming.
Which I guess disproves the whole theory.
Never mind then.

The leading cause of male masturbation today

Also, if masturbation causes you to grow hair on your palms, can mental masturbation be the cure for male pattern baldness? Probably not, because I've been trying to come up with something funny to say about it for the last two and a half hours and my hair still doesn't feel any thicker.

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