Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Cute, hot, pretty

I was recently made aware of the significant differences between the three known classes of attractiveness in women. I now wish to bestow upon you the knowledge I have managed to gather since then through careful examination of the facts. And so, the easiest way to distinguish between the three classes is as follows:

1. If you find yourself wanting to cuddle with a woman, that means that she is cute.

2. If you find yourself wanting to engage in sexual intercourse with a woman, that means that she is hot.

3. If you find yourself wanting to chop a woman's head off, stuff it full of sawdust, stick glass eyeballs into it and then mount it on a wall, that means that she is pretty.

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