Friday, October 7, 2011

Happy Atonement!

For decades now it has been a time-honored tradition at the Coleslaw household that every Yom Kippur I try my hardest to find the time to masturbate at least once, preferably while thinking about the most Aryan looking shiksa I can come up with, in celebration of the holiest day of the Jewish year. Let's see how things go this time. Wish me luck!

Man, that ezrat nashim looks HOT!
Update: Yup. Mission accomplished.

And this year's winner is the gorgeous Christina Cole of Hex fame!

Bonus love haiku:

Dear Christina Cole
I would like to enter you
And ejaculate.

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